Anyway, in honor of this friend, I thought I'd come up with some slogans to try and get even more people to move there, to keep my friend company on those long lonely Dothan nights. Here's what I was able to come up with:
Dothan, Alabama: Attainable women, half price crazy bread.
Dothan, Alabama: Leading the nation in "Perot '92" bumper stickers per capita.
Dothan, Alabama: Fuck it.
Dothan, Alabama: Where the skies are blue and they still play Sega CD.
Dothan, Alabama: Do you want fries with that?
Dothan, Alabama: We're all gonna go get tanked at the bowling alley later! Wanna come?!
Dothan, Alabama: Gloves sold separately.
Dothan, Alabama: The slow grounder to second of cities.
Dothan, Alabama: We don't have a zoo.
Dothan, Alabama: If it gets in your eyes, flush with water and consult a physician immediately.
Dothan, Alabama: If you lived here, you'd be bored by now.
Dothan, Alabama: No Tivo necessary.
Dothan, Alabama: What smell? I don't smell anything.
Dothan, Alabama: Freebird!
Dothan, Alabama: Anal's gonna cost a little extra.
Dothan, Alabama: The roach spray's on aisle six.
Dothan, Alabama: Over 36 indigenous varieties of Skoal.
Dothan, Alabama: Just a big pile of shit.
Dothan, Alabama: You know that guy Megan used to date? No, not him, the other guy. You know, the guy with the beard? Yeah, him. His sister used to live in Dothan.
Dothan, Alabama: To minimize swallowing, use a pea-sized amount with children under six.
And so on. This is my blog. I write in it when I'm bored.
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