Readers Respond: Dothan Slogans

Apparently you guys like coming up with Dothan slogans as much as I do, so whithout further ado, here are some that I liked from the past week.

Here's 15 from our ol' pal Shawn Butcher:

Dothan, Alabama: Only 0.02% Pacific Islander!

Dothan, Alabama: No one drinks cappuccino, and we've never even heard of soccer.

Dothan, Alabama: If you absolutely have to.

Dothan, Alabama: No, you can pee when we get to the beach.

Dothan, Alabama: Check out these sweet Pogs.

Dothan, Alabama: Lawd we gots tomatoes!

Dothan, Alabama: Cold? Here, burn this book.

Dothan, Alabama: Where the streets are paved with cheese.

Dothan, Alabama: If you had to compare us to a Nicktoon, it would probably be Doug.

Dothan, Alabama: Closed on Sundays.

Dothan, Alabama: Come, child, and set a spell.

Dothan, Alabama: AOL Membership included with each new home purchase.

Dothan, Alabama: Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

Dothan, Alabama: It stays crunchy, even in milk!

Dothan, Alabama: Montgomery's dirty ashtray.


Here's a strong two from Dixon:

Dothan, Alabama: Still accepting Confederate bills.

Dothan, Alabama: Chicken fried, with extra gravy.


And what the hell, I'll throw in a few more of my own. If I ever get tired of this, then I am officially old:

Dothan, Alabama: Leading the nation in backyard petting zoos per capita!

Dothan, Alabama: Because those city folks up in Birmingham are too uppity.

Dothan, Alabama: Leading the nation in folksy corn mazes per capita!

Dothan, Alabama: That rash should go away after the first week.

Dothan, Alabama: Warm today. Warm yesterday.

Dothan, Alabama: Leading the nation in non-licensed garage hair salons per capita!

Dothan, Alabama: You've got a real pretty mouth.

Dothan, Alabama: A country boy can survive.