The Cure for Avatar Depression is a New, Avatar-Inspired Worldview

Shortly after Avatar mania hit the streets, reports came flooding in of viewers leaving the film with feelings of depression brought on by the fact that they will never be able to live in a world like Pandora. I know exactly how these people feel, because I experienced similar feelings after seeing Meet Dave. I just couldn't continue living my mundane life armed with the knowledge that I would never be able to pilot a fully functioning life sized Eddie Murphy robot.* Colors dulled, food tasted bland, and I was unable to perform sexual intercourse. I even considered killing myself with the hope that, if I wanted it bad enough, I would be reborn into the living, breathing body of Murphy himself, Being John Malkovich style, so that I may finally come to know him in full.

Ranking the Coachella Poster Disrespect

Since I live on the opposite coast as Coachella, my favorite part about America's greatest annual music festival is the poster and deciding which of the bands got the most disrespected by their location and relative font size on it. After the jump, we'll take a look at this year's poster and sort things out.